collegethoughts

“I like to watch Fox News’ morning show with Bill and Megan. It makes me feel like my friends have taken over a t.v. channel and are pretending to be newscasters.” “what could you write on that tab? like the word ‘the’?” -the great recipe box argument “this song is about statutory rape, but…i like it.” -christine “oh yeah I can see you in that part! because you’re kind of skinny and white trash.” -christine complimenting me “We all do weird things. At least yours involves peanut butter.” -emma cole “that’s poop in a box.” -kelsi talking me out of my brownie mix “one time I texted rachelle and it was really funny, and she texted me back and I laughed a lot.” -one of katie’s stories “hey siobhan…what does ‘word to your mother’ mean?” -gail “shalom asked katie out last night.” “you asked katie out?” “it was her birthday” “Whoever’s trying to print isn’t getting anything substantial!” -Juliana “It is not good to have zeal without knowledge. nor to be hasty and miss the way.” “Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.” -Mat 6:21 “I’m putting that on my status.” “What? Rachelle is Siobhan?” Alex:”That’s not a dimple, Emma. You just have a big dent in your face.” (my little sisters) “natalie is 80% bladder.” -shawna “i can’t explain fashion to you, Siobhan. You just know.” -john “film majors are not on my to-do list” -bethany “sharing is immoral” -juliana (4 in the morning) gail: “I hate stars and glitter and smiley faces.” juliana:”what do you like then?” gail:”I like WROUGHT iron and leather.” “apparently he thought that was code for ‘try harder’” -becky “My amazing novella where the protagonist (me) tackles many, if not all literary cliches: A space odyssey.” -jared’s book “if you eat your poop that’s not cannibalism.” -emma cole “Hookah Porn Friday!” -Kelsi “We aren’t a dysfunctional family. We function! We function all over the world!!” -Father “that’s not funny! destroying other people’s GPA’s is not funny!” -father lex:”but there’s always pain in death” em:”you could kill yourself with painkillers” “who are these invisible children that i see living on your chest? “they aren’t on my chest, they’re in uganda.” “oh is that what you’ve named your chest region?” “maybe you should tell them if your left arm is going to fall off if you squeeze it, but you don’t need to tell them about the illness in your childhood and your daddy issues.” -shawna’s opinion on appropriate first date topics “i’m not good with the words. I’m better at jumping” -emma cole “i doubt all enfps are as good looking as we are” -nat “a meat tenderizer?” -shawna “why are you frowning?” “because I hate disney land” “human beings are not meant to do this. they’re meant to work the fields and go to bed when the sun sets.” -emma cole’s opinion on working all night on powerpoint

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